leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
— William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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noctuary-wandering:

dirtyhippieproductions:

Men with Flower Beards   

☮  ❤ ॐ

I’m actually in love with this

tavr0ss asked: "what does puta mean?"

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

Anonymous asked: "Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|"

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

psychedelicsex:

ॐ not my photo ॐ

psychedelicsex:

ॐ not my photo ॐ

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread
thewicked-eternity